way back college boy asked to a high school dance

couldn't wait, but my date was in my friend's pants.

didn't know what to do, mc feelin blue,

til my best friend said that the red would get me through.

went to the drew with my crew, adults only box,

in a second hand suit, bow tie, i'm a fox.

in a car on the street, in my mouth swisher sweet

down that shit at my crib in a one gulp feat.

room starts to turn like cheese,

my tummy starts to churn like grease,

on my knees like a rug burn beast

like an intern tease with a yeast (infection.)

all the while on the tile, feel like I got the flu.

think I'm gonna throw, I think this night is through

ding dong, date's arrived and her dress is ripped.

she don't know I'm on a robotussin trip.

in the back two girls going stag fat asses.

i demand from the date her sunglasses.