and some mistletoe all up in this piece

maybe a girl that's free of disease

and while I'm thinking, throw in a couple of g's yeah

I want my snowmobile treads to be fixed

I want a ho who doesn't mind my snowsuit doesn't fit

I'm just a hayseed selling trees to break trees

know yer daddy hates me it's drivin ya crazay



even though my nose is runny get the honey's cuz I'm $

but I never get laid can't find my way into long undies

I don't trip, just dip, listen to country

with my piss I write my name because I think it's funny

I'm so into this deciduous lifestyle

you see dead tree and I see a cash cow

I never bargain and I never back down

put the back seat down and I take yer ass to tree town

yer daughter's givin me the eye

so I am givin her a ride

I'll put up the tree myself and put up all the lights

as long as I get all up in her tights