Ladies that are fat ladies that are skinny

Ladies that are all night on my jimmy

Ladies that won't charge me a buck fiddy

Just wanna get with me cuz I'm so pretty

Bitties who wanna bite off a lil sumpn

Best part's the top like a drew barry muffin

Bittie's that wanna turn on their love oven

And cook up a caserole of stove top stuffin



Don't stop the suckin cuz you're filled with my gumption

take care of my beaker cuz I'm honeydew bunsen

Got ya jonesin for my potion, got my finger on the button

That's why mc be struttin

Wish I could erase this erection

Honey's comin at me from every direction

Lookin for the love connection

I stink of sweaty sexin without protection

So line up the contestants

I'll open their drawers like the kid in the sixth sense