Sideburns, goatee, and pimples on your face

According to Spin magazine, you're so cool and hip

Do us all a favor and lose the hoop from the lip

You're so bad, you're so sad

You're so bad, you're so sad

Drop the attitude, fucker

Drop the attitude, dude

Drop the attitude, fucker

Fucker drop the attitude

You think with your antics your parents are in shock

But you look like Bozo in your bright red Docs

You sneer down your nose, look at us with disgust

But you'll never be as famous as us

You're so bad, you're so sad

You're so bad, you're so sad

Drop the attitude, fucker

Drop the attitude, dude

Drop the attitude, fucker

Fucker drop the attitude