He always flips my lid

But deepd own inside he loves you kids

I know that you think he's just a goon

But he makes little Vapid clean his room



He don't like Nirvana

I know he don't like prong

And I'll bet you five bucks that he don't like this song



Ben Weasel -- "He's an asshole"

Ben Weasel -- "He's a jerk"

Ben Weasel -- You just hate him 'cause he don't have to work

Ben Weasel -- "He's an asshole"

Ben Weasel -- "He's a jerk"

Ben Weasel... He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool

He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool

He's Ben Weasel what can you do

Ben Weasel he's co cool



He drinks mud, he smokes his butts

He's glued to his TV

But when I drink a brew he frowns on me

He paces in his libing room and festers every night

But we know his barks worse than his bite



He don't like Nirvana

I know he don't like Prong

And I'll bet you five bucks that he don't like this song