When you met me at the party you thought I was a nice guy
But you didnt have a clue at what was going on inside
I ordered you a drink and asked you for a dance
But all I really wanted was to smell your underpants

Im a pervert, a pervert
Cant change the way I am
Im a pervert, a pervert
Dont want to shake my hand

That night you asked me over to watch Hollywood Squares
You left me in your room, I left a stain on your teddy bear
Can you see it in my eyes, can you see it in my smile?
Can you see the way I imagine you doing doggystyle

Im a pervert, a pervert
Ive got sweaty palms
Im a pervert, a pervert
It just goes on and on
On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on

You called me on the phone, said you wanted to talk
But how could you have known what I was doing with my sock
Say you want to be my girlfriend but will you love me anymore
When you catch me with my polaroid outside the bathroom door

Im a pervert, a pervert
Cant change the way I am
A pervert, a pervert
Dont want to shake my hand
Im a pervert, a pervert
Ive got sweaty palms
A pervert, a pervert
It just goes on and on
On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on