well i met her at the trocadero in philly
backstage at the bloodhound show
she said she was from cherry hill...cherry hill
through lips like cherries in the snow

new jersey girl new jersey girl come on and rock my world
new jersey girl new jersey girl i wanna love you
new jersey girl new jersey girl with your crazy fucked up hair
new jersey girl new jersey girl youre wicked awesome

now she didnt talk to charly, our old bass player
and she didnt go off with steve...
not the cougar, not the cougar
yea she took me up to the balcony,
past kenneth keith kallenback
and gave a yingling to me

new jersey girl new jersey girl come on and rock my world
new jersey girl new jersey girl i wanna love you
new jersey girl new jersey girl with your crazy fucked up hair
new jersey girl new jersey girl youre wicked awesome

her brother calls me blowjob (hey, blowjob)
when i call her on the phone
he says "hey fuckwad, are you whacking it?
are you whacking it?"
"no, but is your sister home?"

new jersey girl new jersey girl come on and rock my world
new jersey girl new jersey girl i wanna love you
new jersey girl new jersey girl with your crazy fucked up hair
new jersey girl new jersey girl youre wicked awesome

la la la (repeat till end)
new jersey girl