[Sean on the phone with a call-girl.]
[SEAN:] What's your name, baby?
[GIRL #4:] Desiree.
[SEAN:] Ohh, what a nice name for a nice girl, such as your self.
[GIRL #4:] What's your name?
[Sean presses 'play' button on tape player]
[SEAN:] My name's Sean, I want to get it on.
[GIRL #4:] Ooh.
[SEAN:] You know what I'm talking about, honey, I want to drop some serious loving on you, mama.
[GIRL #4:] Oh Sean, you sound so strong, like you really know what you want.
[SEAN:] Yeah baby, I'm strong as a bear, I want to wrap my big arm around you...
[GIRL #4:] Oh my.
[SEAN:] You want to be spinning around for some more lovin' I got for you?
[GIRL #4:] That's sounds nice, sean.
[SEAN:] You know what else sounds nice, the sound of your clothes slidding off and hitting the floor. that's music to my ears.
[GIRL #4:] I'm already naked, how about you?
[SEAN:] Well, I'm half way there, baby, just let me slip out of these silky boxer shorts of mine.
[GIRL #4:] You must look good you stud, are you hard?
[SEAN:] Baby, my tally-whacker's all revved up and ready to go.
[GIRL #4:] ..."Tally-whacker"?
[SEAN:] No, no, no... I said the sweet-meat.
[GIRL #4:] Oh my god.
[SEAN:] What?
[GIRL #4: {To other call girl}] I just heard some fucking idiot call it a tally-whacker.
[Sean groans]
[CALL GIRL #2: {To Girl #4}] Your kidding?
[GIRL #4: {To other call girl}] And his sweet-meat.
[CALL GIRL #2: {To Girl #4}] That's so gross.
[she hangs up]
[SEAN:] No. She did not just fucking hang up on me for 4 dollars a fucking minute.
[hangs up]
what the fuck is happening
[weeping]
... I'm horny, goddamn it. Oh, shit. Fucking, this is so un-chill.