Cuz Im a user, a shmoozer, a big dollar loser.
That doesnt matter cuz my friends call me a brusier and I . . .
get chicks, so many chicks want me (nope).
Cuz Im not funny, honey. A big oafy dummy.
That doesnt matter cuz my friends say Im money and I, get drunk, too many drinks want me (yeah).

Yo, get out the get out the way of the money man.
Ladies know Im dope, so consider me contraband.
Fellas are just jealous, cuz theyre ponies and Im mustang.
Dont try to hang cuz Im out with a big bang.
Get get down, all the ladies wanna be with me.
Get get down, all the fellas compete with me.
Get get down, and I know that Im trippin, but I really dont care cuz this is how Im livin.

[CHORUS]
All the ladies wanna know me.
They ignore me-intimidated by me.
All the fellas, all the fellas wanna be me.
They ignore me-intimidated by me. [2x]

Who needs them anyway . . . cuz Im money.

Cuz Im a user shmoozer, a big dollar loser.
That doesnt matter cuz I drive a land cruiser.
And I, get chicks, too many chicks want me (psyche).
Cuz Im not funny, honey, a big oafy dummy.
That doesnt matter cuz you know I play with money, and I, get drunk, too many drinks want me.

Got a time bomb, tick tick tickin just like Anthrax.
Boyz wanna battle, so I bought me a battleaxe.
Climax, your girl screams my name when we have sex
(I should charge a sales tax, yeah).
Get get down, all the ladies wanna be with me.
Get get down, all the fellas compete with me.
Get get down, and I know that Im trippin
But I really dont care cuz this is how Im stickin.

[Chorus 2x]

Everybody look at me
Im pimp ass money.
I know you wish, to get with this tonight.

Everybody look at me
Flyer than Mr. T. I know you wish, to get with this tonight.

Well who needs them anyway? [2x]
cuz Im money. Get get down . . .
I bring the static. Axl.