When I woke up this mornin I felt a pang
I was hungerin for some apple pie
Stumble in the bathroom,
Hung my hog a little bit
Washed the sleep out of my eye
Oh yeah, its gonna be a fine day
Scratched myself a bit
Poured me out a bowl-a corn chex
Closest thing I could find to apple pie
Lingerin taste of toothpaste
Made the milk go down a bit funny
But you know, them chex they do satisfy
Oh yeah, thisll be a fine day
So, after my mornin rise-n-shine and eat-n-clean
Had my mind set to hit them streets
Drizzle from the night left cold puddles out
Had my black stomp-boots on my fee
Its my day
Since I was in kneepants
My pop had tried to make me realize
If I set my mind down to it
I could be a big man in the public eye
So with my big blue collar on,
I set out to find the easy way
What an ice cold bath
It was when I found you had to pay to play
To taste the taste
Its a tease that never would subside
The taste is strong
But soured by my learned eyes
Well, if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Hed get down on his knees to pray
This little snappy boy might see
The light this ground hogs day