I play practical jokes, just to get a laugh (ha hah)

I put roaches in my neighbor's bubblebath

But anyway one day she called upon me

She said, "Lyte - it's an emergency!"

My next door neighbor had an errand to run

I said, "Why Ms. Davis - ask your son"

She said, "Ricky's at his grandmother's"

I said, "Well what about Tommy, the younger brother?"

She said, "See, umm, he's at the pharmacy"

I said, "He'll be back soon how much longer could it be?"

She said, "C'mon please, it's just a trip uptown

If you leave right now you'll be back before sundown

Hurry up, there's not a moment to spare

It absolutely positively has to get there"

Umm, I contemplated then I played a good Samaritan

I started the car, then she threw the package in



It absolutely positively has to get there

(Get there?)

It absolutely positively has to get there

(Well then send it Federal Express!)

It absolutely positively has to get there

(It gotta get there?)