I came down from the Cadillac dude ranch, health spa

Nestled on the edge of town

For fourteen days I've been herbal wrapped, mud packed

Now I'm bustin' out

Well, I thought the wild west wasn't for me

You walked up like a bow-legged dream

When you said yes ma'am I thought I'd scream



Oh, put me in your big ol' pick up truck

Take me to the rodeo

I don't know a thing about broncin' bucks

And I can't do-si-do

But I can put you back in the saddle, baby

Yeah, stand you up tall

I can put you back in the saddle, baby

Yeah, and that ain't all



Well, it must've been the burned out new age coffee house

So called sensitive guys

I never thought a leatherneck suckin' on a long neck

Could make my temperature rise

But you're so sweet, baby, you're so fine