[Verse 1:]

It was Friday night and I was feelin aight (yup)

Downtown Atlanta, big city, bright lights

Mixin Heni with the Sprite while I'm drinkin and drivin

No police lights, no police sirens

I'm headed to the club looking for a freak

To spread a little love and spread a couple cheeks

Pull up to the spot 26's like BAM

Eyes on me like bitch do you SEE EM?

Strolled through the front door headed to the VIP

Bought a couple bottles and I took a couple sips

Scoping out the room and what do I SEE?

A nice round butt, an a pair a double D's

So I creped up like shorty wus happnin

You killin that dress and I love it with a passion

Then she turned around and her face was aight

She had a gap toof and mean over bite

But I was like hmmm...



[Chorus:]

Yeah yeah

If I take one more drink, I'm gon end up fuckin you

Is that what you wanna do shorty?

If I take one more drink, I'm gon end up fuckin you

You too



[Verse 2:]

Woke up the next morning and all I can remember

Was taking shots and tippin the bartender

Surender to the women end up bringin me home

Cause she started lookin better every shot a Patron (yup)

I jumped up with a devilish grin

Cause tonight, damn right I might do it again

So I called up the homies (what up) let's ride

We can hit the sports bar over on the south side

Getta couple a Coronas, couple a limes

Went up to the bar saw a couple a dimes

So I, slowly walked up and said hi

My name's Ludacris and I'm a hell of a guy

One said I know who you are I'm your number one fan

And right now it's too bad I gotta man

And I said I understand (I understand)

but where the hell is he at cause in a minute

if he don't show up then maannnnn...



[Chorus:]

Yeah yeah

If I take one more drink, I'm gon end up fuckin you

Is that what you wanna do shorty?

If I take one more drink, I'm gon end up fuckin you

You too



[Ludacris:]

Uh huh

Aye Pain holla at em right quick man



[Interlude:]

Yeah you gon get in trouble with yo man girl

(Don't get in trouble girl)

Talkin bout how you're my biggest fan girl

(I know it I know it)

Now I don't wanna do (please) but you're gon make me do, but I

(Don't make me do it. Don't make me do it)

If I have more drink



[Verse 3:]

One mo drink I'ma get cha home and I'll split cha

Grab the camera phone and take a buncha drunk pictures

Cause Hennessey mixed with a whole buncha buda

Equals you mixed with a whole bunch Luda

And you know how far one drink could go

Start slurring my speech slowin up the flow

Hiking up ya skirts

Climing up ya shirts

It's Mr. Late Night Luda and I like to flirt

So guess what baby girl



[Chorus:]

Yeah yeah

If I take one more drink, I'm gon end up fuckin you

(Just one mo)

Is that what you wanna do shorty?

(That's all its gon take)

If I take one more drink, I'm gon end up fuckin you

(Who else T-Pain)

You too



[Ludacris:]

You hear what I'm sayin

People too picky these days damn it

Too tall, too short, too fat, too skinny

Have a couple of drinks and quit discriminating

This has been a Luda Service Announcement

Deuces