(Mike) Hi there aah...is it okay if I come over and look at your exhaust manifold on your dodge dart I got a piece of missing somewhere on mine and Im not sure what it is I want to see what you got on yours...Throttle vavler strikes dash pot rod the rod must push diaphragm back before it can be moved back air must be pushed up in. This will cause the diaphragm to move slowly when the throttle vavler is moved away stream will force the diaphragm out the air must now vent the dash pot is ready to work again.
(Jerry) Is this...to this?
(Mike) I dont care what that-#
(Jerry) The rod that their talking about-
(Mike) I dont care what that looks like Jerry, Im telling you what the dash pot is... wheres the dash pot on here Jerry?
(Jerry) I dont know.
(Husband) the dash pot is inside Jerry where its hooked up at...
(Jerry) and thats not made-#
(Mike) AND THAT IS NOT made to regulate the FUCKIN choke going back and forth-#
(Jerry) and thats not the end loader...
(Mike) Thats so you can get pure fuel in there as soon as you start cranking it over WRRR WRRRR It starts sucking and when it starts sucking this choke here...cause you cant just have pure fuel you wont light you have to have a little bit of oxygen...it sucks open and it cracks the choke like this and thats how that works.
(Jerry) That is not what you just said.
(Mike) I said NO JERRY THE HEATING IS THE MOTHER FUCKING SPRING this one here as soon as you start turning it over the engine its supposed to pull it back when the vacuum starts, when the vacuum starts nothing to do with fucking heat vacuum.
(Jerry) Why are you screaming?
(Husband) because you say well you said its supposed to work off heat no Jerry.
(Jerry) you said as the car gradually warms up...
(Mike) as it gradually warms up this mother fucker with the coil the spring opens it up this has already done its job the only thing its job is to do is when your cranking the engine up after its been choked all it does is pull back then it cracks open just a pinch ...
(Jerry) Then you dont know what its called...
(Mike) The choke vacuum diaphragm, (nose blow) I mean its right there in the book.
(Jerry) Sure it is.
(Mike) Oh God your a hard hard women to live with Jerry
(Jerry) If it was right here in the book I would have found it.
(Mike) Oh you mother fucker you asshole you stupid son of a bitch YOU SHOWED IT TO ME
(Jerry) What Mike?
(Mike) you showed me the God damb thing in the book that s how I knew what it was.
(Jerry) Get out of here and quit yelling at me.
(Mike) No, Jerry your fucked
(Jerry) I havent seen that in there-#
(Mike) I havent seen it you stupid son of a bitch
(Jerry) That vacuum thing yes we don t know what the little business is it doesnt explain anything I haven t read anything that explains that...
(Mike) I told you what it says...
(Jerry) Yeah you did yesterday.
(Mike) I just told you what it does and your sitting their saying you never saw that before and your the one who fucking showed it to me...
(Jerry) You stink like gas...I told you that fucking fuel filter was not on there...its not that fucking orange business hanging across the goddam business.
(Mike) Lets try rebuilding the fucking carburetor first Jerry. Let me tell you something Jerry... Let me tell you a little secret Jerry...
(Jerry) Dont tell me any secrets...be quiet.
(Mike) Oh man I am fed up I tell you something and fuckin dont believe me, I show me something and you still dont fuckin believe me.
(Jerry) I cant show you anything Michael because your head is blank.
(Mike) Your sitting there telling me that mother fucker isnt that... well thats not how it works... well Jerry a mechanic told me thats how that works.
(Jerry) Whos talking about the truck? Were talking about a-#
(Mike) A dodge dark on slat six...
(Jerry) You have lost your mind...
(Mike) What are you talking about...
(Jerry) My God.