Welcome to the first day of the rest of my life

The tension is so think you can cut it with a knife

Something's happened:Things will never be the same

There's blood on the carpet - I'm rewiring my brain



I got some new friends down at West Valley PD

You can change the channel but I'm all that's on TV

The only good news is that he's going to be o.k.

Got a bomb in my stomach but I'm dreaming that one day



I'll be going to a Policeman's Xmas party

Have a couple beers get funky on the dance floor

Going to a Policeman's Xmas party

Gonna have a good time for the rest of my life...



4 weeks later it's still Raining in the Park

Marine with a gun guards my house now after dark

I look for clues like I'm Inspector Clouseau

You can have my money honey I just want to go



Go to a policeman's Xmas party

Have a couple beers get my funky on the dance floor

Go to a policeman's Xmas party

Gonna have a good time for the rest of my life...



There's Cops on the ceiling

There's Cops on the floor

There's Cops in the windows

Cops breaking down the door

You'll never feel safer in your life

The Captain even likes to get freaky on my wife



We're going to a Policeman's Xmas party

Have a couple beers get my funky on the dance floor

Going to a Policeman's Xmas party

Gonna have a good time for the rest...



Welcome to the best day of the rest of my life

My buddies broke the case and now it's gonna be alright

Moral of the story, it don't matter who you are

Be careful what you wish for they'll be calling you a rock star



People from Earth there's never been a harder core

Party like this party in a million years or more

The floor itself is hopping like a freaking kangaroo

The D.J.'s in his P.J.'s playing..."everybody wants you!"



Going to a policeman's Xmas party

Have a couple beers get funky on the dance floor

Going to a policeman's Xmas party

Going to have a good time the rest of my life!



Take off your clothes

Take off everything you are

Take off your heart

Get funky on the dance floor



Going to have a good time for the rest...