throw your caution to the wind, boys
coins are falling from the trees
and moderation is a sin, boys
whats a little hoof & mouth disease?
and nothing you can teach her
about a double feature
let the blood and whiskey flow
because tonight you are a player
tomorrows never there
in the dog & pony show
so take your whistles to the wolves, girls
they've all got pistols in thier paws
but dont you go a runnin till they shoot, girls
cause every contract has a hidden clause
so ride on while your able
find us in the stable
honey you just never know
every wheel's a spinner
and everyone a winner
in the dog & pony show
so come out in and grab a table