Welcome Friends…form a single line to the right and get ready for the experience of a lifetime…your last one, in fact…as well as enjoying our many frightmares, feel free to stop by our gift shop,'The Coffin Macabre”, our restaurant, 'The Last Supper”, or our piano bar, The Swan Song”…they'll be sure to send you out with a bang…

Please Step Inside; I'll Be Your Terror Guide
The Cover's Free My Friend But You'll Pay in the End

Now Exhibit A Is 'Evil Freaks at Play”
Watch as They Laugh And Slice Themselves In Half

And Now You Will Believe & But You Can Never Leave
For You Have Been Received
And Now Your End is Near; It's Everything You Hear.
A Festival of Fear

And Down the Path Not Far You'll Find 'The Chambre Noire”
Enter at Your Risk And Meet the Hexorcist

Let Me Introduce A Skeletal Recluse
Skinless As Thou; He Lunges At You Now

And Now You Will Abide; But Time's Not On Your Side
To Brave This Morbid Ride
What Have You Done My Dear? You've Locked Yourself in Here!
A Festival of Fear

And Now to Close the Show The Hooded Czar of Throe
He Speaks in Tongues And Breathes With Darkened Lungs

And Now You Will Believe But You Can Never Leave
It's You We Will Deceive
What Have You Done My Dear? You've Locked Yourself in Here!
A Festival of Fear