I get drunk and I stumble to the phone
Conjure up a bitch to bone when Im alone
Fucked up, tore back, I need to take a piss
Only when Im drunk
I sing a song like this
My grandma and your grandma, sittin by the fire
Hold on, turn that beat off
Nah, keep it going
Crazytown, yo yall just not known
I get drunk and start talking more shit
And when I got a gun in my hand
You better get out
Cause my brain just aint what it used to be
Forget trying to rationalize, cover your eyes

I get, uh Damn Im drunk
I need a chunk, no better yet
A hunk of that funk
I get, uh Damn Im drunk
I need a chunk, no better yet
A hunk of that funk

Yeah Im good bad, dope Im freaky fresh
I make hip-hop fans say yes, yes
Crazys comin through you know were gonna blow up
Hold up, wait, I think Im gonna throw up
Nah, false alarm
Im getting all ladies with my cool charm
When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk
Yeah, but only when Im drunk

Yeah, only when Im drunk
Only when Im drunk
It happens only when Im drunk

It goes, one for the chronic two for the amnesia
Im that crazy white boy with the drinks in the freezer
Bust a one out, two out blitz type of rapper
That will get you out of your seat quicker than a car jacker
Sippin colt forty fever when Im coolin with my people
Got hos in east Columbus when Im Billy D. Rico
"Cause I move like Im smooth like Like Im Harry Belafonte
Lookin for them suckers that jumped my homey Le Le
All up in this bitch
with the Gin and Tanqueray dink like Mr.Wendal smoke bud like Dr Dre.
But thats cause Im old enough to do that of shit
God damn, I gotta piss
I pass the mic to Mr. Shift

I get drunk and cant nobody whoop me
Im trippin it must be that brew that I was sippin
Kickin in, guess I shouldnt have mixed it with the Gin
Cause when Im laying on my back I can feel the room spin
One too many, I reckon
Feelin I got to hurl any second
Want to get up but cant move
Feels like Im stuck in a groove
What the fuck was I trying to prove
I got a knack for downin four-os
All the hos know them doobie bros
People call me shift I keep a fifth in my trunk
I might fuck an ugly bitch, but only when Im drunk


Yeah, only when Im drunk
Only when Im drunk
It happens only when Im drunk