Welcome to the land of misery
Welcome to the land of Sam's Club Botox and Vaseline
Welcome to the land of the onion bloom and Vidal Sassoon
It's ok if you wanna do drugs
As long as your someone that Hollywood loves
The government thrives on sex and lies
Every speech of peace is hatred disguised
Chuck E. Cheese and Ronald McDonald
Nutrition starved and our children's role models
The athletes are spoiled rotten steroid freaks
Making millions playing games while others starve in the streets
The church is corrupt and I hope that God's pissed
They turned the Ten Commandments into a movie script
Are video games the new bread of life
Was Sonic the Hedgehog more powerful than Christ
"Hey boys now you can destroy third world countries
And jerk off to porno like G.I. Joe"
In every child's toy box
In every magazine
Life is full of expectations I can never meet
Life is just one long commercial that can't sell to me
I can't be bought
I can't be sold
I don't care about cars and clothes
About diamonds and gold
Or which way the wind blows
Racist Abe tried to save the slaves and Washington wore a wig on his head
Home of the brave freedom rings equally but right now all the phones are dead
"Hey girls put down that book and join Skipper at the tanning salon
Now you can get skin cancer just like Barbie"
In every child's toy box
On every TV screen
Pop Secret Tiny Toons Mr. Wizard Fruit of the Loom
Cover Girl Playboy Maxi pads Altoids
Toilet Duck Kool-Aid Mr. Clean Gatorade
Tae Bo Bowflex Flowbee Blistex
Michael Jackson Barbra Streisand Paris Hilton Richard Nixon
Bring the lawsuits motherfuckers
You can all suck my big fat American dick.