"Delusions! Delusions! Delusions of grandeur!
Grab the motherfucking tape machine. I'll show you I'm the shit
Wait and see! Wait and see! Bask in creativity
I'm too cool for music, faggot. Music isn't cool enough for me
YEAH! As for the "f" word, pal
That's a poignant social statement from my old home town
Seig heil! Seig heil! So the world can see
Hate rock isn't hate rock when we call it "irony"
We're doing it right, we're doing it right
You've got the wrong idea
You think you're something? Yeah?
You think it's stupid? You don't get it!
We're doing it right, we're doing it right
You've got the wrong idea
You think you're something? Yeah?
You don't know anything!"
You can't satirize queer culture if you aren't really gay
Yeah, you can't be anti-PC when no no one cares what you say
And you can say the kids are idiots but you're still up on the stage
Shock value! Shock value! Shock value! Shock value! Shock
Value! Shock Value! Shock Value!
"I'm just here to entertain!
Like GG Allin, but derivative and lame
Man, who needs music when you can call people names
Songs are total bullshit, man. Music isn't cool enough for me"