Well let's all celebrate because another war has just begun
A cause so holy that no one would ever dare leave it undone
This isn't just an acute gesture of national self-preservation:
Disprove all critics of our proud nation

To this unwarranted attack we resolutely respond
Prove to the whole world that no one can piss on our lawn
Hey! Who doesn't know that we're vulnerable as everybody else?
And we know that security is what truly sells

No need to moralize, we know that everyone will be on our side
We'll sacrifice a few good men, but they'll weigh up for what we idealize
It becomes all the more easy when we paint the world in black and white
Assure us of those with or against us of our undeniable right

It's self-evident: the spirit of unity must subsist as our ideal
And dissupport our leadership with true patriotic zeals
Attention!
Aggression!
Concentration!
Ready-set-kill!

My name is Uncle Sam and I think I can solve your problem
Model on my homeland; home of the free; capital and religion
Never-mind the rest of the world we'll do as we fucking please
And those against us we'll eliminate with the greatest ease

Don't say – we are what is freedom
Don't say – if not against then with them
Don't say – truth is sold
Don't say – loss of liberty at the price of control?

Hear them! What splendour! Consolation for terror?
Fear them!? Is this the shell of our hollow pride?
My name is Uncle Sam and I think I can solve your problem
Model on my homeland; home of the free; capital and religion
Never-mind the rest of the world we'll do as we fucking please
And those against us we'll eliminate with the greatest ease

Don't say – democracy
Don't say – equality
Don't say – land of the free
Don't say – Man above the cause

Inhale the sulphur!
Inhale the sulphur!
Inhale the sulphur!
Inhale the sulphur!