Do you remember a man called He-man?
A bodybuilding warrior living in a castle
Fighting the lord of evil with his sword of steel
On his Battlecat he made Skeletor kneel
Do you know what He-man is doing now?
He-man is She-man the dick is forever gone
Tila hanged herself Skeletor laughed himself to death
The castle is a transexual hotel
Where Battlecat is a slut
THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE
He lost his muscles and his dick
THE LOSER OF THE UNIVERSE
His tiny ass we can kick
He doesn't wear those leather pants
And his boots are pink and purple
Now he wears a latex skirt his soul
is filled with booze and dirt
In the castle he makes pornomovies
Animal sex with snakes wearing spikes
The man was my hero but now he's a zero
But I think he's sweet in his high heels
This morning Zorro woke me up
He cut his sign all over me
My dick was hard and Zorro sucked it
And I came on his beautiful mask