Playing Mario Party with my thots
Breaking out the weed and the drink on the spot
Its looking like Player 3 can't be stopped
Because we going hard, every star, roll a blunt
Yeah, we going fifty turns, yeah we finna get crunk
For every game that's lost, we going to make you take a bump
If you land on Bowser, then you take them panties off
If you land on Boo, better take that bra off
If you win the battle game, you can put it back on
But until then you gone have to keep it off
We should roll again better hope you get a "9"
'Cause if you don't then that fucking star is mine
Extra points, bonus stars, wow
Once this game is finished, I'ma dick her down
Play again? I can go for one more round
Then play Double Dash. How does that sound?
Shit. Waluigi better sit his ass down
I like to play as Peach, so when I win you frown
Play against me you know I'm take the crown
And once we finish this, I'ma take that ass down

'Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King
'Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King
'Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King
'Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King
'Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King

Baby Girl, what should we play?
N64 or the Wii
GameCube or 3DS, please
Damn, baby that's what I need
Baby Girl, what should we play?
N64 or the Wii
GameCube or 3DS, please
Damn, baby that's what I need

'Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King
'Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King
'Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King
'Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King
'Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King

Once the game stop, grab my cock
She said "Yup", then it got crazy
Turn that ass round, put it down
Grab the hair, she turned round
She said "Zi, slay me."
I was like ugh, slapped that ass
Then it dab, I said " Oh yeah", then I went crazy
Then I went crazy
It must suck to be you, 'cause you can't be me
Just doing the things I do, fuck you
Playin' my games, staying really far away from you, please
I'm sorry you can't do the things I do
Make the move that I do
Motherfucker, fuck you
(Prehistoric crew we'll do)
Awww, what the fooly mooly?!