In a land made of string
where the hills are balls of twine
and the doctor knits the sun
down in a baseball diamond mine

and the mozzarella sweaters
get sewn to the tits
where the lump behind the sheet
is where the tumor took a shit
and i'll be getting head
under the rainbow
and i'll be getting head
under the rainbow
and i'll be getting head
under the raaa-inbo-oh-w

well we came upon a cracker
and we all came on this cracker
and the last one had to eat it
and she did

but she threw it up like a whore
and the sunshine stabbed right through her
like a whore on a skewer
in the wind


and i'll be getting head
under the rainbow
and i'll be getting head
under the rainbow
and i'll be getting head
under the raaa-inbo-oh-w
now the king was reading comics
when he stepped into some vomit
and he screamed like forty wolves
being burned alive

and i rode my dolpin adam
and he fed my dolphin stars
he fed my dolphin stars
like you'd put gasoline in cars

papa was smart
but mama said i wasn't
now i've got a million dollars
but who doesn't?

gonna go to the graveyard
to get some beggin' done
gonna dig up megan
and cut out my son